Epilogue - Ken you see me now

I suspect you will have seen the twist of Ken Ken coming from a mile away.  Yes.  Ken and Ken are the same Ken.  Ken Carson is Ken Masters.  Ken just cannot sleep at night, so he goes fighting instead.

Ken Masters is not actually real.  He is just a figment of the Capcom imagination.  Only Ken Carson is real.  Luckily, Eliza Masters is actually Barbara Millicent Roberts, so even Ken Masters is happily married in his parallel Streetfighter universe.

This has already been covered in Fightclub. How boooooring!

Obviously I just violated the first rule of Fightclub.  But what are you going to do about it Tyler Durden?  You are a fictional character who doens't even exist as that very fictional character.


The only "street fighting" that Ken does these days is with his son.  Well, sometimes Ken does manage to nip off into the dojo for some rolling.  As you remember, it keeps Ken sane and his blues at bay.

In fact, Ken not only has one little son, he has two beautiful daughters and one little son.  They are hat keeps Ken alive.  Whenever Ken thinks about it, he can barely believe how lucky he is.  Not only sharing a life with Barbie, but sharing a family.  A healthy, smart, beautiful, amazing family.

In closing, for the avoidance of doubt, this has been a zany journey in fiction.  I am nothing like Ken.  If anything, I am like Ryu with a lot less muscles and a lot less hair.  That said, Julia does look like Barbie and I do love martial arts and work in finance.  And the last photo is genuinely of our three wonderful kids.  Peace. Out.

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